Funny Wedding Wishes || Messages and Quotes

Are you getting married? Well, man, after the marriage, there are a lot of responsibilities that you will have to take care of. For both men and women, marriage is a very special as well as an important thing that occurs in their lives. So, if you are getting married or if it’s your friend’s marriage, and if you are looking for some Funny Wedding Wishes for your friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc. you can check out these Funny Wedding Wishes Messages and Quotes on this website.

Marriage is an essential part of every human and to understand the partner is so hard and you need to do it. So, on your marriage or your friend’s, if you are thinking about how do you wish your friend on their marriage day or before it, here, in this article, we are providing some of the very best Funny Wedding Wishes which will do two things. First, it will wish your friend a “Happy Wedding” and secondly, it will make your friend laugh. For example, check this funny wedding wish: Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life! Wives want both!

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Funny Wedding Wishes

Funny Wedding Wishes

Here are some Funny Wedding Wishes for every type of person. These funny wishes will make them laugh and as laughing is the most precious part of every function, without fun, a function is not complete. So, make your friends laugh on their marriage day. Hope they will enjoy these Funny Wedding Wishes, hope so!

Hope you will not grow up just because now you are married. Have a blessed and happy life.

A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages: dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening, and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations on reaching step number three.

Congratulations on your wedding, may you always be able to put up with each other!

Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open

I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!

Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

You are actually shown some respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

Congratulations and best of luck on continuing to ignore the little annoying things.

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.

Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

Life is a roller coaster ride. But now you have someone to scream with you along the ride. Congratulations!

Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!

Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.

Congratulations and a piece of advice: don’t build furniture together if you want this to last!

I will pass on some of my wisdom to you my friend: the most important four words for a successful marriage: “I’ll do the dishes

I Will Pass On Some Of My Wisdom To You My Friend The Most Important Four Words For A Successful Marriage I’ll Do The Dishes

Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one dude! Congrats for this amazing journey you’re about to witness!


Funny Wedding Wishes for Friend

Funny Wedding Wishes For Friend

Is your friend is getting married? Well, then it’s your duty to take some responsibility to help the person. Your friend must be in a lot of issues, headaches, problems, and worries about marriage, talk to him. Keep him calm and wish him these Funny Wedding Wishes for a Friend. They will laugh and respect you for that, I am sure about it.

At last, you’ve found someone to laugh at your stupid jokes. She’s totally your type, my friend. Congratulation to you!

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life! Wives want both!

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.

Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!

Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be mad at each other as well.

Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called MARRIAGE which is either a two way street between COMPROMISE and SACRIFICE or a one way street to DIVORCE.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s degree.

Deep inside, you know it’s a trap, and you’re not coming out of it alive. Just kidding. Congratulations on your wedding!

Just wanted to remind you that deaf husbands and blind wives make the best pairs. Hope you have a great married life with your partner. Sending you all my best wishes, mate.

Congratulations my best friend. I am really happy that you have found the person you want to annoy for the rest of your life and be happy about it. Love you two so much.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

There’s A Way Of Transferring Funds That Is Even Faster Than Electronic Banking. It’s Called Marriage.

I’m not sure if you’re trying to fit into the rule of society or trying to rush to death for being rejected by it. Good luck with your new life anyway. Happy wedding!

Hope you stay madly in love, just don’t get ‘mad’ in this marriage. Best wishes for the crazy, wonderful, and dangerous world of “marriage”. Sending my prayers.

Dear friend, congratulations on getting married for real. Hope you speak now or forever hold your peace! May God be with you throughout all the bumpy rides.


Funny Wishes For Newly Married Couple

Funny Wishes For Newly Married Couple

Is recently your friend got married? A new married couple right? Well, why not wish them? If you somehow not be able to attend their marriage, they must be upset that you didn’t come, well, then, why don’t you just send these Funny Wishes For Newly Married Couple. If you can’t just go there, why not just send these messages or wishes via your social media account? Share them on WhatsApp, post them on Facebook, Instagram, or whatnot?

Marriage is like walking in the park of senseless animals and consider yourself Jurassic king if you have a bit sense. Anyways happy married Life.

When there is a problem, we solve it. When there isn’t a problem (being single), we create one (Marriage) and then solve it. Human nature is so complex! Congratulations!

No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

You’ve been alive for so long for absolutely no reason. I think it’s perfect time you chose to die for a reason. Congratulations!

I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.

I Knew You Two Were Madly In Love With Each Other But Didn’t Think That You’ll Be Mad Enough To Marry. Have A Great Life Ahead.

You die twice in life. The first one is special because, in this one, you pay for your funeral. Happy wedding!

Congrats for signing your life away…

Nothing gets better after marriage. It’s only the beginning of the worst. Congratulations anyway!

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband!

Marriage is about taking a vow to complete each other only to find out later that you’re about to finish off each other. Happy wedding!

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. May you have many wonderful years ahead!

If you are not doing it right this time, remember, you’re not going to get a next time to do it right. Congratulations on your wedding!

You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!

Marriage is special, just like a play of Shakespeare. Not for the romance and the comedy, but for the tragedy. Congratulations!

Marriage ain’t for sissies! Congrats on your first big step together.

Congratulations! Now you’re one – one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

You may be married, but you don’t have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!

Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!

You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!

It’s like paying EMIs of your under construction house. But here you keep paying EMIs for your entire life and never even get to say a word.” Wishing you a happy married life!

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.

Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.

Marriage Marks The End Of A Love Story And The Start Of A Wrestling Match. Wishing You The Very Best Of Everything Anyway.

You are actually shown some respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!

You fantasise about lovely and beautiful things for your marriage, soon you will dream about living alone surrounded by motionless hands of time. Just kidding. Enjoy your wedding.

Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!


Funny Wedding Wishes for Sister

Funny Wedding Wishes For Sister

Attending a sister’s marriage is a beautiful thing for a brother and not everyone is lucky enough to do it. We all can understand. So, at your sister’s wedding, why not make her laugh? She must be facing hundreds-thousands of issues, and headaches, her mind may be upset with a lot of pressure or whatnot. So, it’s your duty, the brothers’ duty to make your sister laugh on her wedding day. Please do it, not everyone has a sister. Say her these Funny Wedding Wishes for Sister.

Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean, and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations.

Welcome to that chapter of your life when you have to deal with your problem and your man’s dirty socks at the same time. Congrats!

Maybe your “I do” will not cost you- your sanity. Have fun in your married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you in surviving life. May God bless you, dear.

I know you can boil water well. I hope your husband wouldn’t find out that I taught you how to boil water.

I Know You Can Boil Water Well. I Hope Your Husband Wouldn’t Find Out That I Taught You How To Boil Water.

He’s all yours from today. If he doesn’t keep you happy, kill him in his sleep. Just kidding! Happy wedding!

The day I have always waited for has finally come. Goodbye, roommate. I wish your husband great luck living with you.

If marriage came with a terms and conditions list, I’m sure he wouldn’t marry you. I was just kidding! Wishing you a happy marriage life!

As you depart our home for your new home, make sure you leave behind all those horrible clothes of yours. I’ll like to wear them. Thank you.

Wishing you a happy marriage good luck for the war to come. May the best player win!

Left for you, your babies will be hotheads. Thank God that you’re getting married to a gentleman.

You’re so good at cooking. It’s time to train him to become a chef. Congratulations, my dear sister!

I don’t know why you decided to marry a caring, young man. What wrong did that elderly fellow you rejected do by loving you?

You are so excited to always make your partner happy and loved. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!

Getting married doesn’t mean that you’ve arrived. Get ready for the continuation of my troubles in your husband’s house.

Just get ready to annoy yourself by the single person till the whole life. Wishing you a very happy married life.

You have a bright future, and I am sure your marriage will make it blissful. Best wishes on the wedding day, little sister.

Happy married life friend, the only friend I can call the best even though he’s shitty at times. I never get less from you when comic is concerned, be blessed all through your marriage.

There is nothing called happiness or sadness. It’s all in our heads. Try to use your head more often than your hands! Happy wedding!

The fairest of all the ladies from my mother is on the way to her husband’s house. Your marriage will succeed!

you’re finally getting married. I will not miss you, even though I’m crying right now.

Hope you have fun at your personalized wrestling match for life. Best wishes, guys. May God bless you two together and be with you, always. Love you a lot.

My brother-in-law is one of the luckiest men alive because he has an adviser like me, who will leak all your secrets to him. Congratulations!

I still cannot believe someone willingly married you. Sending all my best wishes and condolences for him to tolerate you 24*7. Hope you have fun together. Love yaa.

Congratulations on getting married. It is with great joy that I hand over your trouble and mischief to your husband. To say that I prayed for this day to come is just an understatement.

 Congratulations, big sis, for getting married to the man of your dreams. I wish you an awesome and beautiful years together.

Sis, you have a beautiful heart, so you deserve the best. I wish you marital bliss.

My adorable one is getting set to walk down the aisle. Your marriage is blessed!

Shopping excessively has always been your weakness. Please control it! Otherwise, you’ll get him bankrupted within a year!

Don’t ever shout at your husband. This guy seems so humble that he might have a heart attack. Hold your temper and have a blissful marriage!

Improve your cooking skills, please! I’m really concerned about his health after marriage. Have a married life full of spicy humor!

Improve Your Cooking Skills, Please! I’m Really Concerned About His Health After Marriage. Have A Married Life Full Of Spicy Humor!

I hope you’ll not be fighting with him as you do with me. Because he might regret marrying you. My best wishes are always with you.


FAQs May It Will Help You

What are Funny Wedding Wishes?

Funny Wedding Wishes are some powerful lines with a good meaning and a bit of laughter. You can send these Funny Wedding Wishes to someone who is getting married, a newly married couple, or at your sister’s wedding.

How do you wish someone on their marriage?

Make them laugh and send these Funny Wedding Wishes. You can find them on the captionme.net website. We offer a lot of such content.

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Last Words

So, boys and girls, men and women, how are you all? Did you check these Funny Wedding Wishes? At your friend’s wedding, your sister’s wedding, or your brother’s, you can send these messages and quotes which will make them laugh and forget about all the worries they are having throughout their day. Send these Funny Wedding Wishes to anyone you care about.

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